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GOLDEN PHOENIX BUFFET
(little Mongolia in big Niskayuna)

This place has been legendary since I went there when I was 17 and was so twisted
the only thing I remember was being freaked out by the Mongol waitress asking me
for refills every 2 and a half minutes. Lay off ma!! Lemme enjoy my Mongolian BBQ...
Anyway, this place is huge and why I waited to come back 5 years later is a mystery, probably cause its in Niskayuna, kinda the New Jersey of the 518 plus you really only need to go to these places bi-decadely. Here's photos of a prime example of an upstate New York all-u-can-fuckwith buffet where the average patron is wider than he is tall..ballin!


  • It looks like an average Chinese buffet, but can the average Chinese buffet
    fuck with a 100% authentic Mongolian Barbecue apparatus? or watermelon?


    Another day at the Golden Phoenix. Business is good, very good!
    Check epic trad. landscape of the Orient mural in background and
    chud in the front.


    The troughs, this is where things happen. Pictured here is the meat section.
    The seafood section was looking scary, next is the chicken, last is all things
    deep fried + pizza for the kids! where this lil' cracka in
    mandals is headed for


    Pictured clockwise from bottom left: Egg rolls, onion rings mixed
    with breaded mystery(Rocky mt oysters??), Mongolian sweet buns
    aka donuts, crab rangoons. Feelin it!!!


    Desserts. I was too wrecked by my entree to touch any of this


    Ghengis preferred Tapioca. gnarly!


    Ribs were bangin, these shrimps were covered in some kind of
    lukewarm beefcake deal which I was not feeling at all. Dumplings!


    Rings, wonton n' 4 types of chicken. I had to see how Mongolia
    does onion rings and I gotta say, well done mon frere! I give you a
    USA pass. This and the plate above were enough to keep me sick
    the rest of the day


    This lady was keeping it really real cuttin down Mongolian stir frys
    rockin them elephant thighs. You can do it all by your self! I can see
    her picking up a new dude every time she walks in this place, just sitting
    there loungin'. You get yours ladybomb

    Other highlights include the choose-your-own BBQ dish, spicy salmon sushi
    (a local patron asked my dude for life Andrew 'if that shit with all the rice on it is that raw fish crap'), and the soft-serve ice cream machine. If you're in Niskayuna just check this place out. If low-priced, low-quality Chinese food branded as Mongolian aint your personal jump-off, Old Country Buffet is down the road.



 

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